There Are No Lights On Our Christmas Tree is a humorous anti-Christmas song by Cyril Tawney, a fitting companion to Erich Kästner's Weihnachtslied, chemisch gereinigt. I got to sing this comical item as a member of the Tyneside Maritime Chorus under Benny Graham as it was in their annual Christmas programme. This song may be found in the Tyneside Maritime Chorus songbook

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